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12 June 2009 @ 10:49 pm
..Have Returned.  
Well, I'm in Merritt Island. Here's a highlight breakdown from the drive (Washington - Florida):

Day 1: Underskirt of bumper literally fell off the right side of car and dragged for a mile or two. Ghetto rigged it with shoe lace - 'cause I kick ass like that.

Day 2: Wyoming actually exists in a perpetual scenery loop that forces you to watch the same fucking hill go by for around 200 miles. Eventually you find a McDonald's and a Motel 6 to let you know that God has stopped hating you.

Day 3: Spent some time with a friend in Colorado. Did a lot of drinking. Discovered that breathing is impossible.

Day 4: Was still rather drunk. Saw Land of the Lost. Passed out in friend's sister's bed.

Day 5: Found a neat looking pine cone. Kept it. Otherwise uneventful. Drove.

Day 6:  Louisiana is spooky. Mississippi is strange.

Day 7: Got cut off by a milk truck. Threw neat looking pine cone at milk truck. Truck driver did not notice. Home.

The moral of the story is.. Fuck driving America.
 
 
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Ensigosharasis on July 4th, 2009 05:23 pm (UTC)
Yep, already back in Washington. :\ I was in Florida from about the 11th through the 27th. At any rate, now it's off to Iraq in a few weeks.

I'll be back on leave in about a year, though, and should have a lot more time to spend around home on the return trip. We'll have to hang out or something. :P
Ryookryook on July 15th, 2009 02:46 am (UTC)
Most deff. Keep in touch, dood! :> Well, as much as you can in a damn desert...
Ensigosharasis on July 15th, 2009 03:58 am (UTC)
Will do. I'm hoping we can manage intrarweb access. I've been told there's access in the area we're going to - but, I've also been told that it's complete garbage and doesn't work for shit. Hoo-ray! :D