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12 June 2009 @ 10:49 pm
..Have Returned.  
Well, I'm in Merritt Island. Here's a highlight breakdown from the drive (Washington - Florida):

Day 1: Underskirt of bumper literally fell off the right side of car and dragged for a mile or two. Ghetto rigged it with shoe lace - 'cause I kick ass like that.

Day 2: Wyoming actually exists in a perpetual scenery loop that forces you to watch the same fucking hill go by for around 200 miles. Eventually you find a McDonald's and a Motel 6 to let you know that God has stopped hating you.

Day 3: Spent some time with a friend in Colorado. Did a lot of drinking. Discovered that breathing is impossible.

Day 4: Was still rather drunk. Saw Land of the Lost. Passed out in friend's sister's bed.

Day 5: Found a neat looking pine cone. Kept it. Otherwise uneventful. Drove.

Day 6:  Louisiana is spooky. Mississippi is strange.

Day 7: Got cut off by a milk truck. Threw neat looking pine cone at milk truck. Truck driver did not notice. Home.

The moral of the story is.. Fuck driving America.
Current Location: Home
Current Music: Silence
Ryookryook on July 3rd, 2009 05:55 pm (UTC)
Oh mai gawd. Poor pinecone. :( And was it the Matrix that you were driving?!?! WTF BUMPER SKIRT

Also, the word "Wyoming" means "bland as fuck" in Native American language.

ALSO, are you back in Washington? It's been a while.
Ensigosharasis on July 4th, 2009 05:23 pm (UTC)
Yep, already back in Washington. :\ I was in Florida from about the 11th through the 27th. At any rate, now it's off to Iraq in a few weeks.

I'll be back on leave in about a year, though, and should have a lot more time to spend around home on the return trip. We'll have to hang out or something. :P
Ryookryook on July 15th, 2009 02:46 am (UTC)
Most deff. Keep in touch, dood! :> Well, as much as you can in a damn desert...
Ensigosharasis on July 15th, 2009 03:58 am (UTC)
Will do. I'm hoping we can manage intrarweb access. I've been told there's access in the area we're going to - but, I've also been told that it's complete garbage and doesn't work for shit. Hoo-ray! :D