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18 February 2009 @ 10:27 pm
Mehh.  
STARTER:
1. Last beverage → Chocolate protein slop. Wee.
2. Last phone call → My replacement in the Ops office. Apparently I'm capable of saving the world on a daily basis.
3. Last text message → Tori.
4. Last song you listened to → "Neverender," Coheed and Cambria.
5. Last time you cried → Fucked if I can remember.

HAVE YOU EVER:
6. Dated someone twice → Yes. I've gone out on two consecutive dates with an individual. The wording of this question is made of dumb.
7. Been cheated on → HAAaaa. Yeah.
8. Kissed someone & regretted it → Nah.
9. Lost someone special → Define lost. And then define special. And then explain how to find the hypotenuse of a right triangle.
10. Been depressed → Many times. On a regular basis. :3
11. Been drunk →  Many times. On the same regular basis as the above. :3

LIST THREE FAVORITE COLORS:
12. Black (it's a color, fuck you)
13. Grey (see above)
14. Maroon

RANDOM SHIT:
15. Made new friends (in the last 12 months) → Yarp.
16. Fallen out of love (in the last 12 months) → Ah, love.. You're a bastard.
17. Laughed until you cried (in the last 12 months) → Nah.
18. Met someone who changed you (in the last 12 months) → Not particularly.
19. Found out who your true friends were / are (in the last 12 months) → I suppose so.
20. Found out someone was talking about you → Yes. Everyone talks about me all of the time. They're also all involved in a plot to steal my freakin' kidneys..
21. Kissed anyone on your friend list → I have friends?! HOLY SHIT!
22. How many people on your friend list do you know in real life → All but a few.
23. How many kids do you want to have → Ask me when I feel like having kids. Which isn't going to be any time soon.
24. Do you have any pets → Two cats, one dog. Mao.
25. Do you want to change your name → Yes. I wish to be known as "Arokthus, the Cosmic Destroyer." Take that, world.
26. What did you do for your last birthday → Not much, save for alcohol in excess.
27. What time did you wake up today → 5:00 in the fucking morning - same as any workday.
28. What were you doing at midnight last night → Eating brains.
29. Name something you CANNOT wait for → Leave before deployment. And then deployment. I like money.
30. Last time you saw your father → Christmas.. There are indeed times where I hate being on the opposite fucking side of the country.
31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life → I wish I had the raw cosmic power to completely unmake existence. That, and a girlfriend. <3
32. What are you listening to right now → Epic silence.
33. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom → Yep. Long ago, in a galaxy far, far away.

SHIT ABOUT MOI:
34. What's getting on your nerves right now → I'm really fucking bored. I also loathe not being able to blab to the people I want to, when I want to.
36. Whats your real name → Russell. Vincent. Buckholz-type. The 3rd model.
37. Relationship Status → Single and loathing it.
38. Zodiac sign → Virgo; i iz barin ur waterz lol1
39. Male or female → Manbeast.
40. Elementary → Fairglen Elementary.
41. Middle School → Clearlake Middle School followed by Jefferson Middle School.
42. High school → Merritt Island High School.
43. Hair color → Brownish-blackish.
44. Long or short → Pretty fuckin' short.
45. Height → 6'0"
46. Do you have a crush on someone → Yep. Piss off, intarweb question-o-bot.. Piss off.
47. What do you like about yourself → I experience passing moments of pure awesomeness. On those occasions, I rule the whole damn world.
48. Piercings → Nada.
49. Tattoos → None yet.
50. Righty or lefty → Righty.

FIRSTS :
51. First surgery → Wisdom teeth.
52. First piercing → No piercings.
53. First tattoo → Keine.
54. First best friend → ...
55. First sport you joined → Soccer.
56. First pet → Sparky, the super-awesome puppy that tore my shoulder apart when I was six.
57. First vacation → The first big vacation was probably to London. Moof.
59. First crush → If I were to reveal this information, entire galaxies would collapse.
60. First alcoholic beverage → Vodka.

RIGHT MEOW:
61. Eating → Nothing.
62. Drinking → Water.
63. I'm about to → Destroy you all?
64. Listening to → Silence. Still.
65. Waiting for → Someone to pay attention to me.

YOUR FUTURE :
66. Want kids → Sure, some day. Maybe.
68. Careers in mind →  Whoring a masters out of the military, using further military funding to vie for a doctorate, and then enjoying a career in nuclear medicine / pharmacology / radiology with a retirement pension from the Army. Retiring at 42 sounds greeeeat.

WHICH IS BETTER WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX?
69. Lips or eyes → Lips. Hrm.
70. Hugs or kisses → Both?
71. Shorter or taller → I'm impartial, though I've only met a handful of girls who were taller than me.
72. Older or younger → Preferably within three years of yours truly.
73. Romantic or spontaneous → Multiversal explosions.
74. Nice stomach or nice arms → A nice stomach. Eh.
75. Tattoos or piercings →  Both.
76. Sensitive or loud → I don't see how "sensitive" and "loud" are mutually exclusive.
77. Hook-up or relationship → Relationship.
78. Trouble maker or hesitant → Hesitant. A little bit of thought can go a long way. Still, though, I don't see how the two are mutually exclusive.

HAVE YOU EVER :
79. Kissed a stranger → Nah.
80. Drank hard liquor → That's affirmative.
81. Lost glasses/contacts → Don't need either.
82. Sex on first date → About that..
83. Broken someone’s heart → I doubt it.
84. Had your own heart broken → Haaa. Frequently.
85. Been arrested →  Nope.
86. Turned someone down → If I was in any way interested in them? Nope.
87. Cried when someone died → I manage to avoid it.
88. Liked a friend that is a girl → Boys tend to generally be attracted to girls - so, I'd say yeah.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
89. Yourself → There are days when I rule all; and others when I just wanna slam my head against the wall.
90. Miracles → Stranger things have happened.
91. Love at first sight → Stranger things have happened, still.
92. Heaven → It's a happy place where I get the power to make peoples' heads explode at will. :D
93. Santa Claus → He's an alien. And eats babies.
94. Kissing on the first date →  Awesome.
95. Angels → Huh.

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
96. Is there one person you want to be with right now → Yeah. Fuck off.
97. Had more than one boyfriend / girlfriend at one time → Never.
98. Do you believe it’s possible to remain faithful forever → Sure. But it requires a will of stone.
99. 5 Things you're MOST thankful for → Epic win, a fucking job, my family (mammals included), spontaneous and dreadful implosions, and awesomeness.
100. Do you believe everything happens for a reason → Not everything. I'd say in the grand scheme of things, everything sort of balances out - there's some random shit and there's some sensical shit. Regardless, it's still shit.
 
 
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elocinnek on February 27th, 2009 08:01 am (UTC)
Square root of A^2 x B^2 = C^2. hum hum
Ensigosharasis on February 27th, 2009 04:28 pm (UTC)
You win a cookie. ;D

Just not from me. That would involve me having to buy a cookie for someone other than myself. D: